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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:13 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Let me share with you my spiritual experience with my devout Catholic friend at what happened at 9:11 PM yesterday. We looked at the cell phone. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:17 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | What I failed to mention about why God is so funny Anticultist, is that I took your picture of me and posted it to my Facebook with the following the moment I woke up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......HAH. Try to prove everything I have to say about Life the Universe and EVERYTHING WRONG now. http://conspiracies.skepticproject.com/forums/topic/not-a-college-essay | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:18 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | The greatest conspiracy theory of all time is not that they exist, it is that we believe them at all. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:22 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Cool story bro. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:26 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | With this I prove I am a time traveler after all. I should not have to restate my position here. Soon ladies & gentlemen I will begin writing what I need to write. If you have read every statement with me thus far, then you know that this is not going to happen on 2012. | |||||
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anticultist | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:26 |
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Agent Matt | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:26 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | k | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:27 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | The tags are so much better than the thread. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:29 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | A HUGE THANK YOU to our military, who have sacrificed, died, suffered, and worked hard, to fight people like Osama Bin Laden. YOU are the ones we thank. YOU are the ones who deserve ALL CREDIT. Thank a soldier for bringing due justice for those lost on 9/11 and all the victims around the world who suffered from his commands. Copy and paste if you agree. The internet just forced me to prove my thoughts to myself even further. I almost sent this without a source--Heather Adcock, Evan Gable or as known as Michael Denmark Parapet, wrote this. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:32 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | You want me to go off the deep end again? People need to die. This is why I state my position about Osama Bin Laden This is why I need to write what I am going to write to you now Because in the future, what is the one greatest technological marvel that every human wish they could do but will NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER SERIOUSLY IF YOU DO IT I AM GOING TO SMITE YOU.....................................do? Immortality. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:34 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | After re-reading my previous deep-mind-state-trance-of-thought, I have come to the realization that this is pretty much the true purpose of my essay, here and now, and why the way I feel about God has brought me to you all here today. Because God has told me that I am going to be Rich and Famous since the day I was born. I didn't need to go to college to do so, and I was still going to change the world in such a way that I will truly be immortal. For what you cannot see today, is already being written in the future. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:39 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Megan Hunter Just got into a debate with my tailor about how unimportant the royal wedding was. That was interesting, and yet again. People don't see my point lol. Carol Wright they totally could of used the 30 million dollars for something else... just saying XD Megan Hunter Agreed Kairi Kawski IT's a giant social event. People can do what they want. I for one was very excited for it but hey I'm British :] Anthony Catalano I despise anyone who stayed up or woke up to watch that shit. Ian Tuson They never will, Megan. Megan Hunter Lol. I know they won't. Tasha Speed I didn't understand the big deal about it either lol The woman who made this original remark is the same woman whom I got into an intellectual debate with over education. Perhaps now in this moment of time you should start doing a little research? | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:45 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Wesley Hibler Write a comment... I just cannot ignore a statement like that in what I write. Where I come from in this is where I begin to form my rationale about drugs. For this man I gave his first pill. This is the wrong way to think, when I was thinking it. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:49 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Wesley Hibler Hell yeah! I have it written all over my truck in duct tape and shoe polish. When i come to Colorado we shall have to party Ian Tuson Yup. In my super-awesome-party-mansion of the future. Hahaha...ahah oh what a laugh. The responses since, are you getting that I am a time traveler yet? | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:58 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | I feel now after especially what just occurred, if you all were watching, I need to share with you. Because this did not happen over facebook. Ian Tuson - I hope today you are not as angry as you were before. For I have conceived the perfect way to state why you will never prove me wrong. Because the only thing that I think I know, that nobody else knows, is that I should know anything at all. And that should be forced upon the neurons that intertwine our species from this rock to this universe. Ashley Marie Arvizu - You are going to talk to me about neurons? Yes yes that is sooo going to make me less angry with you. Think your right all you want. I already told you what I had to say. Ian Tuson - You just have not come to realization. If you are still truly upset with what I wrote, then you need to realize that why I so vehemently attacked your Facebook is because of exactly what you just said. The first thing that was refuted in my essay was the false claim that I knew anything about how the brain functions. Ashley - I didn't say you didn't know anything about brain functions but thank you for creating a lie to prove something to me. Have a good day. Ian - Ok you too. What I am trying to show you all by me writing this here and now, is that we are all time travelers. She is just as angry with me today as she was last weekend. She is the first person I shared my essay with. Why am I so absolutely write in every word? Because every human being to this day has reacted differently to my essay. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:00 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | This thread is stupid and you have AIDS. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:00 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | L I T E - LIGHT now with 20% fewer letters! Told you I was good at math. Oh, and that source you could probably find on the internet if you looked hard enough. Actually, disregard that last statement. Because I already know it to be a lie. Because I have already looked. Because American Corporatism runs my life. And it is the ISM of my age. What was the key to the Technocracy? Communism, the way, and Capitalism, the key. What I wish to point out now with this statement is that I have just proved my thesis to you with that previous statement. If you know everything you think you should know about the words I am writing to you today, then you already understand exactly what I needed to prove in my age. My Essay. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:12 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | -Insert Energizer Bunny pic here after Apocalypse NOW- My oh my we have a response. Is this just not more proof onto the wildfire that will BECOME INFORMATION?!? "That was sarcasm and I hope you caught it. And since you keep telling me your so right and I just don't realize it then you can go suck it. As for you attacking me on Faceook, you can deal with the consequences for you wanting to prove that you are right. Because honestly after you did that on my Facebook THAT made me realize that I don't want to have anything to do with you." If the above statement is true, then the following MUST also be true. "What you fail to realize here and now Ashley. Is that I didn't read a word you read. I already knew what you said." | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:12 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | In this way we can realize, how we speak to God. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:28 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | "Your piece that I looked at in my first post (and which I have reread three times) still poses the glaring fault in that almost everything can be contested with a personal story or counter example." If you still are thinking like the way this man was when he wrote what it was that he did, then you of all people need to read my entire story again. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:31 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | I wouldn't really call that a "comment section," I call it a "thread on a message board." Which is why I don't believe for a second he wrote this for us like he claims. The boy is simply dishonest. This man, was simply, impatient. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:35 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | What I feel the need to express to you all here and now, is that I have been tripping for days. But I have never in my more life been more sober than in this moment I am writing to you. | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:42 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | I sincerely doubt that. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:46 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Good. Because then the following statement is exactly why I am here and now. "Oh yeah? Im sure you totally know everything Im going to say. But. You don't and you are full of shit for saying something like that. Don't ever speak to me again. Im done dealing with this shit and Im done dealing with you." What do we have here written in the words expressed to me, who if you recall, is God, especially so after the previous two statements? | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:49 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Ian Tuson Ariel Tuson What you have failed to realize in my previous statement is that I had just invented it when I told you I did. As far as I am concerned, Ariel, what I just quoted you on, is exactly how I know that I am going to change the world. For literary work reference. Will edit later, too much now going on right now. HAHAHAHA | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 15:59 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | What is ADVERTISEMENT? THE EMBODIMENT OF THE AMERICAN PSYCHE, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 16:00 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Because when it does, we will wake up to the notion that the only people who need to advertise anything to anyone, is OUR OWN SELVES | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 16:07 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Its like a hipster coffee shop exploded and left rhetoric all over the walls. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 16:17 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | What I have to say here is that I am only beginning to tear down Facebook. You wanna know why I kept asking if I blew your mind? every time I do this, my mind has been blown. What a trip it has been. I am so glad it is far from over. I cannot wait until I get to the TRIBE, because when we finally do, we are going to start at the beginning again, Ladies & Gentlemen, and we are already having that discussion twofold into the future right here right now. Because last time, 2012 was the end of the world. | |||||
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Switch | Posted: May 02, 2011 - 16:18 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Ian Tuson THIS IS THE EXACT MODE OF THOUGHT I WANT TO ANNIHILATE. Stop using the past to think that I am UTTERLY WRONG IN WHAT I WRITE Please read a little bit more so we can ALL get on with our lives. http://conspiracies.skepticproject.com/forums/topic/not-a-college-essay?replies=237 | |||||
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