Skeptic Project

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 12:51

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Why is the previous statement true? I did not intentionally write, write. In fact I almost edited myself. To do so would have been to go against my thesis. But my thesis has been proven and will be proven time and again, because Carlos did not accept it when I asked him to read The Power of Now. Which is a book I encourage you all to read if you do not understand me when I say that I will argue to the day I DIE that taking ecstasy was the best decision of MY ENTIRE CONSCIOUS LIFE.

#182

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 12:55

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

2012 isn't some conspiracy. 2012 was the awakening to human evolution.... 2012, is not a period in time. 2012 is a person.

#183

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 12:56

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

That, is how I feel about the fact that Osama Bin Laden died yesterday. For every human being had to travel through time, but me. Because I did not give a flying fuck.

#184

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 12:57

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

And yes. I have just LITERALLY convinced MY SELF that I am the NEXT BEST THING SINCE Jesus. AKA MLK RIP

#185

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 12:57

(0)

Brainwashing you for money

Level: 15
CS Original

@alexa if you go a further 10 or more minutes into the future you will see another 5 or more posts from switch talking esoteric nonsense. His mind knows no limitations for he has the all seeing eye of horus on his belt buckle which allows him to trancend the pitiful existance of all mortal beings. Once he traverses the universe on his pink cloud he will return with more manna from heaven to deliver to the sheeple on the ground and delight in his meaningless existance once more with the enlightened ones we call zeitards. Praise be Praise be for he has shone the light and led the way where all others have failed to see, he has trod the glorious path that leads to existentialist dreams and fearlessly stood amidst the wolves. Life will never be the same once he comes down from this out of body experience we call living, but do not worry for he is here to guide and teach the unholy in the one true way. Glory to the world !!!!

#186

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:03

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

This thread wasn't to debunk anything. It was to have a laugh at Switch.

This statement here is exactly what I do when I come to my realizations. What I realize already that you do not realize, is that I have already realized everything that realization should be.

#187

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:03

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

You lose, 5 minutes. Post more pretty pictures they make me laugh. <3

#188

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:03

(0)

Brainwashing you for money

Level: 15
CS Original

#189

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:04

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

And I still just performed magic.

#190

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:08

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Want to know another conspiracy? The Facebook Movie proved that Facebook isn't about advertisements. I heard this from someone. Never seen the movie beyond the advertisements.

#191

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:12

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Once he traverses the universe on his pink cloud he will return with more manna from heaven to deliver to the sheeple on the ground and delight in his meaningless existance once more with the enlightened ones we call zeitards.

Oh look. I just lost. No wait, what I said about parallel universes was just proven.

#192

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:15

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Need any further proof that my mind IS what Jesus claimed and wrote about?

#193

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:24

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Well then here you go

Most of what I learned about tractors/car mechanics, and programming was outside of school. I taught myself calculus and trigonometry at the age of 13 thanks to good old fashion books so I could understand better calculating distance, velocity, and acceleration for a game engine I was making at the time (only really need trig though).

This statement you make 2012, is exactly why I think the way that I think. Because I knew when I was just a 2 year old that I wanted to play and make video games for a living. What has my thesis become since I have shared it with you all? That language is the barrier we need to break FIRST.

I had an opportunity recently to go pro-gamer. I signed on to Starcraft early January to the new chat room function and quickly joined a channel by someone stating they were creating a clan. Through this I And I suppose it is here that I have finally blown all of your minds.

Still need further proof that I am a time traveler or that I do not know anything at all?

#194

Caramel Color

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:30

(0)

hey sailor

Level: 1
CS Original

#195

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:31

(0)

Brainwashing you for money

Level: 15
CS Original

#196

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:32

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Ian Tuson
This is what is so wrong to me about education today. I do not need any sources, because I am the only source of what I wrote. My entire life experience up to this day is my source. I make such sweeping generalizations because I look around and this is what I saw happening all around me. The only tool I need to accomplish the task of fleshing my arguments out is the internet.
49 minutes ago · · Like ·

Ariel Tuson
So then if you want everyone to just accept that what you say is fact, then you must also afford the same right to everyone else and you can never again tell someone that they are wrong by believing something based off of what they feel is the truth. Therefore I say the sky is green and the grass is blue.
I have experienced the same as you, and I do not agree with all that you wrote! I also, am a College Dropout, and I do not feel that your opinion is the answer to the failure in public education.
3 minutes ago · Like
Ian Tuson Thank you for your response Ariel. Because what you start out with by saying is that I do not believe that I am wrong, and that what I believe is that MY WAY OF THINKING IS BEST. Which, if you recall, as far as I am concerned, is exactly why I think that I am right. You probably won't get this statement, but the fact that I was able to write everything I just wrote to you now within 2 minutes of you posting it while I was not even looking at this page, IS EXACTLY WHY I AM GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. The first thing that is going to die? Facebook. Second? Apple. South Park wants a human centipad? Tell them I invented such a device before the "iPod" was the most "popular" mp3 player on the planet.

Boom. Mind. Blowing. Literary. Genius. I. Am. My. Own. Source.

#197

Caramel Color

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:37

(0)

hey sailor

Level: 1
CS Original

#198

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:47

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Life will never be the same once he comes down from this out of body experience we call living, but do not worry for he is here to guide and teach the unholy in the one true way. Glory to the world !!!!

After reading this statement, actually the entirety of your post, this is what I feel.

Right after watching Ip Man I watched a movie called Ong Bak 3. Not really sure what it was all about but there was a pretty chick and some dude who liked to do all his own stunts like Jackie Chan and probably is also a masochist. Not really sure what this emperor guys problem was, but there was apparently a spell on him. He ended up killing Mr. masochist's pretty lady and then at the end of the movie he traveled through time and ended up saving her. I watched both those movies with the same devout Catholic of whom I was able to share an intelligent conversation with and not get heated to the point that we utterly destroyed every thing we spoke about. Like I said. We both are right.

#199

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:49

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Oh, and if you want further proof of my hair-brained conspiracy theory that I went off the deep end for just to give you a boner, is 100% absolutely true, then you should just look at the Middle East already...

#200

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:50

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Have I blown your mind yet?

Mike's Wall - I keep coming back to it... I feel like I let everyone down and feel like a failure. I need to get away. I'm going to take a friend's advice and take a Facebook 'vacation' as she put it. If for some reason you need to get a hold of me, you can try and text me.

Ian Tuson - I am truly sorry when I state this to you now that you are feeling the way you feel. I also feel like taking some sort of Facebook vacation is exactly what you need, because Facebook is seriously, seriously, flawed.

Malaya Whetzel - Have someone change your password for you. Stop notifications to your phone. If you have an facebook app, delete it. It'll change your life :)

Mike Prueter - Agreed Ian.

And that's actually why I came back on... lol. I just turned off notifications to my mobile and I'm removing the quick access 'bookmark' on Firefox. Thanks for your suggestion Malaya. :)

#201

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:55

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

How about now? I notice none of you have added me to Facebook. So I do not think you read this statement at all when I wrote it.

Facebook is my Bible.

#202

Agent Matt

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 13:57

(0)

Genuine American Monster

Level: 70
CS Original

I don't understand this thread and I don't care.

#203

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:01

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Actually? You want to know my take on time when it comes to the "world war" We have been fighting this "world war" for nearly a century. I hope it is truly close to being finished. If my Father is the man he tells me he is, then I will not have to do anything at all to change the world

I do not need to graduate from college because I have already realized that what I am going to do and what I intend to do with my life is party my face off until the day that I die. I am going to be come the best DJ/Producer of Raves that Denver, Colorado has ever seen. You all are already invited to my mansion when I am there, and it will have rooms full of people dancing their hearts out to all of the worlds most beautiful music. This is my heaven. And this is how I know I am right. Because I am an audiophile.

#204

alexastorm

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:02

(0)

Hybrid

Level: 2

@ anticultist > good call. I overshot my mark a bit and hit 16 minutes instead of 10(gotta fix that problem) but you were dead on.

#205

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:05

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Then don't listen. Or do, I find it amusing. Just let me write my thoughts and later write them collaboratively. Because when I do put this collaboration I call a research paper together, I will have achieved everything that my Research, Writing, and Analytical teacher would or could have ever hoped for, through my own eyes.

Why is the concept I just spoke of so important? Because I will never know if I actually passed that last class I went to college for. Because I didn't do the final, and because this is exactly what I am trying to preach. Through your own eyes, you should see the world around you.

I didn't do the final not because I am some pussy who knows no responsibility, I didn't do the final because I am shy. I am shy therefore I turned to the internet to answer my questions about Life the Universe and God. This is where it brought me, here, today, now. Talking to God is the way I can perform my so called "magic" Whether you did not see it happen or not is irrelevant. Because everyone IS God, and every day you TALK to God, so why are you FIGHTING God? Because, you are blind. Because, of Jesus.

#206

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:07

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

If you really want to know where I come from in my previous statement. Then let us test just how well educated my like minded thinkers are. Can they tell me the source of what the capital letters mean in my statement? I will clue them in that it was a Discovery channel documentary.

Go.

#207

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:08

(0)

Brainwashing you for money

Level: 15
CS Original

#208

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:11

(0)

Level: 0
CS Original

Why God is a funny Man.

Ian Tuson Like the fact that Osama Bin Ladens death was on the news for the better half of yesterday? And that every human being that watched this "news" was subject to all the thoughts feelings and emotions that occurred on 9/11/2001 ? I do not give a FLYING FUCK

Michael Presutti Judging by your series of recent comments on Facebook and your "not a college essay" I think your a losing it.

Ian Tuson Cool. Because we are nearly to the place where all of the "educated" thinkers, can collaborate and create. That is all you need to know.

#209

Agent Matt

Posted: May 02, 2011 - 14:12

(0)

Genuine American Monster

Level: 70
CS Original

Its like Brenton and Nanos had a child.

#210