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Kaiser FalknerPosted: May 01, 2011 - 22:56
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HAIL HYDRA

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I won't stop until the likes of you are all educated so you actually know how to talk to intelligent people via the internet.

Then please do go and bring one here.

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 22:56
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch

TL;DR

Hey fat boy no one cares.

There's no way you got that big eating wholesome, non Big Business food and actually doing anything. Those are Twinkie Tits, sir. How many cheeseburgers do you wolf down before bemoaning society's ills on the Internet?

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anticultistPosted: May 01, 2011 - 22:57
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Brainwashing you for money

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SwitchPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:03
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Are you guys honestly reacting this way? I am sorry I ever thought any of you were intelligent people. If you are, then hopefully you will read the next thing that I post to this forum. I am going to stop since your minds are so warped right now that if I were to continue then I would probably end up banned and unable to share my thoughts. If you do this to me, I will never forget it, but I still will never stop trying.

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:08
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch

Nah, I just want to know why someone who says how awful society is, is obviously living a life of tubby comfort thanks to it.

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:08
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HAIL HYDRA

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Sorry, I actually have a career that involves research and education. What happens on this forum couldnt be anything more than a weird diversion of time.

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:09
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch

To add, you know I am just kinda sick of your line about how everything is just so fucked up that unless we believe in the radical shift in social and political perspectives you propose we're all doomed.

You don't look very doomed to me unless we are talking about risk of heart attack. You look like you have all the comforts in the world at your fingertips and you take advantage of those comforts to the extent where you have grown boobs.

I mean really, where do you get off with this bullshit? Why should anyone take you seriously? Why should I read your endless, self indulgent rants when you can't even take care of yourself?

I think its just an excuse to sit back and do nothing but flap your gums about how awful everything is and rationalize never really doing a damn thing about it.

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SwitchPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:14
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Diiid you really miss what I said about my weight? Sure I have been laying in my bed week after week and why I ever thought I should move to Hawaii astounds me. In fact I think that statement is what led me to think the way I do. Huh. See? Never stop learning things, even about my own self. I only work 2 days a week. I didn't want to steal the hours from my coworkers because I knew going in to the job that I would be leaving in May.

I should state now that only working 2 days a week is exactly why it is so important that my coworkers think so highly of the work that I produce, while at work. Which is where I am now, writing these words.

I am going to tell you now that I waste food. I waste it and yes, while I understand that there are starving people in Africa (although I do not get the why) and that every human being who has gone out to a restaurant has been absolutely disgusted with this notion.

I don't waste food because I want to. I waste food because American Corporatism forces me to. I can NEVER finish even about half of the portions they usually serve at these places. But why do they give me so much? Because they want more money, so they add more food, so I don't feel like my money is wasted, so they can all receive a bigger paycheck.

Now we begin to delve into why money as a concept is almost (note, almost remember, TRIBE) pointless. You see, I find it appalling that I have to get a "degree" in something. I never understood why I couldn't just go straight to the company I wanted to work for and learn everything I wanted to do for them. I would go willingly. You wouldn't have to pay me. This is where I begin to form my, if you recall, pure thought, about Zeitgeist.

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:16
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch Just because something is insulting doesn't mean it isn't true.

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anticultistPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:17
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Brainwashing you for money

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:18
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Omni

" Stop wasting your time dude. He's obviously above and beyond your petty logic, studies, and criticisms."

You really think he's going to give you a straight answer? Don't get you get tired of the same cognitive dances about how he has two time machines and can change time?

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:20
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch

There's a billion threads on here about the logical problems with TZM that aren't a blatantly childish thread.

I really don't understand the rationality behind getting offended at childish shit in a childish thread.

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The Burger KingPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:22
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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@Switch

I just wasn't aware that this thread was meant to be interpreted as anything but childish amusement.
This thread wasn't to debunk anything. It was to have a laugh at Switch.

There are many threads where the issues you're raising are discussed seriously. The tone for this thread was set in the subject line.

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anticultistPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:25
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Brainwashing you for money

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anticultistPosted: May 01, 2011 - 23:35
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Brainwashing you for money

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Omni-SciencePosted: May 02, 2011 - 00:25
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Ordo Ab Chao.

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This guy has to be VTV.

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 11:52
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"I am so beyond the words I even write, because I am so inherently in the present. Every human being that reads what I have to say is going to experience something different. Their experiences are going to be based on everything they know up until this point. Language is just one more barrier like country and money, but that is another issue entirely."

You want to know why I stopped reading your forum back then?

"Maybe my own agenda. I don't need to start some crazy cult movement or make some stupid butt movies. I just need to keep challenging the way I think about things and sharing that with the humans I choose to surround myself with. "

Literary. Genius.

However I can already realize that you are just looking out for the future. I still hate and write this now because I think that thinking this way is absolutely wrong. Why I actually stopped reading your website is because I was subject to reading the word "stinky" over and over and over. What a fucking stupid way to say shit.

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Agent MattPosted: May 02, 2011 - 11:55
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Genuine American Monster

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This is a pretty good troll.

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 11:58
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Ohhh.. you know it. I want to share with you now that I have not slept since I wrote what I last wrote. At least I have not slept in the way that you read slept. I have been fully conscious the entire time, traveling through time, so I know exactly what I need to say to you, when I need to say it.

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anticultistPosted: May 02, 2011 - 11:58
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Brainwashing you for money

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Hes rubbish at it, I fucking pwned this douchebag in my first post in here. My mind blowing magic taxi sealed that shit. I trolled his ass before he had chance to notice I was here.

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:01
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Indeed you did. Thank you for educating me further, and allowing me to join the likes of you. Is this not entirely what I have already written? I need no sources. This is what is wrong with education today.

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anticultistPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:03
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Brainwashing you for money

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There you go I did all the research for your claims and provided the forum with your sources [sauces]

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Agent MattPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:06
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Genuine American Monster

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Drugs.

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:07
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Visionary Genius. Simple concept to get really. I just needed to realize for myself what I was trying to share with all of you. If you re-read, then you will discover I had already realized what I had not realized.

The fact that I had brainwashed my own self in to thinking that you were a troll, just because I was able to define what a troll was. This is the ONLY point I portray in my essay.

The only way a concept can truly be explained to someone is if they discover the knowledge within themselves through their past experiences allowing them to grasp the concept’s innermost functions and why it exists the way it does.

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Agent MattPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:08
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Genuine American Monster

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Drugs.

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alexastormPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:25
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Hybrid

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I read this entire thread. I am still not sure why. It made my brain hurt. Matt> I don't think that there are enough drugs in the world to explain this. Birth defect + drugs. Maybe. Enough said. I am now going to activate the time machine in my left boob and go try and realize what I had already realized. Or something like that.

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anticultistPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:26
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Brainwashing you for money

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My images are the only things that make any sense in this whole discourse

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:29
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Now I wish to share with you where I went on my spiritual experience through time at the very second I made my last intellectual statement yesterday. If you know anything at all, then you would also know that this is an outright lie.

But why are lie and sin synonymous? As far as I am concerned they are not. Lying is simply the way humans exaggerate the truth to each other when they want to share something they love with another human being that they think will love it just as much as they in the moment in time that they do so. Is what I just said about lying a lie then? If you re-read this entire thread, then yes, you will discover that this is true.

One of my co-workers Carlos, who has also worked often as a bouncer, called me. He had told me when I had last seen him, that he would do this around 5 of the clock. I did not post that until 6:17. I can state to you my sources because I did hear what he said, when he said it, and I have a device that can tell me what time he called me.

I want to tell you now that I feel like the greatest brainwashing tool, and yet, greatest conspiracy, is that the T.V. has not brainwashed us at all. Maybe what I know as American Corporatism today is just that. Maybe what we need to change about American Corporatism, is just the way they think about money?

This is exactly why it was so important for me to share with you what I have just written. Because, you see, I have just explained to a devout Catholic that every thing I have written here is 100% wholly and completely true. You will never prove me wrong about holding the keys to the time machine. You will notice however, I willingly have given you all you have ever asked for when it comes to the TRIBE.

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anticultistPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:45
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Brainwashing you for money

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SwitchPosted: May 02, 2011 - 12:49
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From the part where a child is torn from a mothers umbilical cord
No one really enforces that lifes gonna be hard
Which is kinda left up to the teachers
And the teachers leave it up to the preachers
the preachers ain't fillin' up the bleachers
It's the rappers
Sad, ain't it

I share this with you now because it is a piece of intellectual property that I did not actually write. And it is here that I ACTUALLY feel the need to state a source of where I wrote it. It is a verse in the song Live Again by the Ying Yang Twins

Do you believe in parallel universes? I do. This is exactly what allows me to believe in such a concept as owning a time machine inside my head. Because although I broke up with my fiance last year, I still married her too. I also saw my Doppelganger yesterday. This just further proves to me that I am write with everything I have to say.

You want me to refute Social Darwinism for you? Here I go. I am an evolved Human Being. This is not to say that I look different or have some sort of genetic anomaly. But to say that means exactly what I am saying. "Evolution" when it comes to "Being" is a change in the way we think about the world around us.

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