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Agent MattPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:31
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I don't even want to spot you here, much less anywhere else you nutbar.

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:32
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My dream is to see a place that all outcasts can communicate in and then we'll see some real progress..

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MuertosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:32
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Nanos, you need medication.

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anticultistPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:32
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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:33
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Actually such a place already exists, but its population is falling because the company that runs it acts like PJ.. (If you can imagine PJ running a company ..)

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:34
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Even our Primeminster knows my name..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAiqMoTr9F8

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:40
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You crazy asshole, he read your Internet handle off the email you sent.

This is the equivalent of calling into CSPAN. You know who calls into CSPAN?

NUTBARS LIKE YOU!

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:46
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FX [ watches as someone catches UPPERCASEITUS ]

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 20:59
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Nanos, where do you live? In an alley or something?

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:03
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I live in Neverland..

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:10
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Do your parents take care of you or something? Or the state?

Someone has got to be doing it. There's no way you can.

Where do you get money for food and lottery tickets?

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:14
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Somehow I'm reminded of Winnie the Pooh..

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:15
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Seriously, where do you get money for food and the basic necessities of life, much less lottery tickets?

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:19
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This just amused me:

http://www.blakes-7.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9040

Yesterday I was at the Co-op buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet
and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I have Mondays off (four day week)
and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost
2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from the Co-op.

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:23
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> where do you get money for food and the basic necessities of life

Why the evil banks of course!

You really should pay more attention, I've mentioned upteen times these kind of details, I thought you kept an eye out on what I said..

This of course could mean I've been talking about you out of earshot and you don't know what I said!

Actually I think I've mentioned you perhaps once recently to someone, mentioning your good points of course, to help balance out your other talents.

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:23
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What the fuck is going on?! I started reading this thread and it went from amusing to a goddamn acid trip!

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:25
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Wait, this is funnier:

http://vimeo.com/12764233

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:33
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I feel like I'm in a Louis Aragon novel right now.

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NanosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:37
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More like Riverworld by Philip Jose Farmer, where I'm playing Samuel Clemens and trying to get the "Not For Hire" built..

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 21:42
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No, this is definitely surrealist shit going on here. Nothing here makes sense.

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Energy TurtlePosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 22:26
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Nanos, do you live in Southend?

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MuertosPosted: Jul 21, 2010 - 22:54
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A Louis Aragon novel? More like Umberto Eco.

Umberto Eco on psilocybin.

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NanosPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 00:24
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I used to live in Southend once, next to the dog track.

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oreolvrsPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 05:45
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Since hes managed to bring the thread off topic (yet again) I put forward the motion that we create an entire section/thread for Nano's ramblings and Matts conversings with him.All in favour??

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anticultistPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 07:28
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This thread has turned into one of those times when people should practice self control and just back off. Its an embarassment.

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 07:38
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"Its an embarassment."

Being a former Zeitgeister trumps any amount of embarrassment this thread would cause anyone.

Reign in the moral outrage anticultist. You're no better. When you learn to back off and practice self control, you can lecture others.

But you know what, I prefer that you didn't. Because I think your rants against Joseph Matthew are funny.

I have no idea what possessed you to post that comment.

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anticultistPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 08:00
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Oh offended are you Matt ?

haha

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oreolvrsPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 08:01
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Im serious at this point.Should my motion be passed?Its getting annoying at this point watching threads become sidetracked and then focused entirely around Nanos

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 08:05
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@anticultist,

No, not really. I just don't understanding why you don't practice what you're preaching on your own blog.

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anticultistPosted: Jul 22, 2010 - 08:14
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Because my blog is my own to trash

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