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| Dr_Benedict_Zaroff | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 03:49 |
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 Level: 1 CS Original | Check this out, guys. If you apply the Gematria, the Hebrew numbering system, to the English alphabet, the letter F receives a numerical value of 6, O becomes 60, and X becomes 600. That makes FOX news the Beast of the Apocalypse and Rupert Murdoch the Antichrist. It's not Obama, after all. "Obama" only only adds up to 464. Please spread the word. | |||||
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| CyborgJesus | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 05:07 |
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 Level: 6 CS Original | Maybe 464 is the real number of the beast and the bible just got it wrong. | |||||
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| Von Kleist | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 06:09 |
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 Level: 1 CS Original | Still out by 50. . . . http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11134/beasts-real-mark-devalued-to-616 | |||||
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| Dr_Benedict_Zaroff | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 08:39 |
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Level: 1 CS Original | Well, Pastor Shepherd says Obama IS the Antichrist, and he is usually more right about Jesus than the Bible. Check this vid ouy. The man is hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbbUUR5z-as Had a conversation about the Antichrist with a couple of loonies last night, so I played Gematria games just to point out numbers games don't really prove anything but numerical correlations ... | |||||
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| Edward L Winston | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 15:01 |
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 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | It's freaky how close to real videos that one is Herr Doktor. | |||||
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| Dr_Benedict_Zaroff | Posted: Jul 12, 2010 - 19:31 |
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Level: 1 CS Original | Well, you can't launch a conspiracy without posting some youtube vids, right Captain? Pastor Shepherd is one of my favorite youtube comedians. You should check out the one Prayer Warriors for the Gulf Oil Spill. Oh heck, I'll just post the link: | |||||
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