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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 09:06
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I just got my degree in parapsychology.

You can too!

http://thunderwoodcollege.com

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 09:42
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Credentials mean nothing.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 09:48
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You're just jealous that I am a qualified parapsychologist and you're not.

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 09:55
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That's because I spent the last few minutes getting a degree in mental health counseling from the school of theology.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 10:04
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Damnit...

Wait, we need a cryptozoologist.

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NanosPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 10:13
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I had pondered changing my last name to Who, then when I got a PHD, I'd be called Dr Who..

But, it seems an awful lot of hard work just to have an interesting name..

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 10:16
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Dr. Whom

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 10:18
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If your initials are R. E. Who, you get cited like this:

Who, R. E.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 10:23
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Someone said I'm a quack!

I'm calling Alex Jones right now for legal advice.

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EdPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 11:33
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I thought this was serious until I read:

"Why not Thunderwood? It is no different from the thousands of other unaccredited "diploma mills" where people get their degrees in unsubstantiated quackery such as:"

Poe's law strikes again! lol the site is fun. I became an expert in biology in a few clicks.

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 11:41
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Nice let's go build a solar city.

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:15
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ok it was difficult I had to fill in some boxes and click some buttons, but I spent a bit of time getting my doctorate of science in cryptozoology, we now have a fully functional field team.

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:17
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Can someone call Jacque and tell him to join our team, since we're all more educated than him he can be our tea boy.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:19
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Fresco should just get a quick degree in Pig Training.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:21
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On second thought, Pig Trainer doesn't sound very impressive.

How about Porcine Engineer?

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:23
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Jacque cant use computers he doesnt know what they are, he needs people to do it for him.

Perhaps someone should get him a bachelors in computer science, that should fix it.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:25
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"Jacque cant use computers he doesnt know what they are, he needs people to do it for him."

What? Seriously?

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:33
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Well everytime I have seen footage of him there is always a lacky recording his stuff to computers, or typing in what he says, or doing his animations for him. This makes me think he has no idea about them, I think Roxanne does all the computer stuff.

Doesnt bode well for the scientific future of his city.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:33
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So... what does he do?

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:34
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He makes shit up of course.
And plays with his toys.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:37
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No really, what does this guy do all day?

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:38
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I'm still amazed at how good he looks for 94.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:40
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Yeah, con men age well.

Probably from never having to work.

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EdPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:40
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Aaron, I do hope I am that coherent at 94 I will say that :) (if Allah wills it)

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:40
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No really, what does this guy do all day?

He walks around his land thinking about the future, he draws pictures of the future, he makes up stories about the future, he records himself talking about the future, he records himself playing with his toys pretending its in the future, and he reads books and interprets them into the future.

And he also thinks about the past so he can create new anecdotes for the future.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:41
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Ed, do you watch the same Fresco videos that I do?

He doesn't strike me as coherent at all. He comes across as a rambling old fool who can't remember which anecdote to re-tell.

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sorryPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:42
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lol Ed. Allah will have us all dead soon enough.

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EdPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:50
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Matt,

I'm not saying he is coherent, I am saying he is coherent for a 94 year old :D I should be so lucky to be able to be that healthy at that age.

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Agent MattPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:51
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I wonder if Roxanne has to change his diaper.

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anticultistPosted: Jun 22, 2010 - 12:52
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Whats the saying you are as young as the girl you poke ?

She was 21 ish when she moved in with him aged 50-60

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