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Agent MattPosted: Jul 08, 2011 - 15:43
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Genuine American Monster

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n/t

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anticultistPosted: Jul 08, 2011 - 16:25
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Brainwashing you for money

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hahaha we wish

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alexastormPosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 14:58
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Now he's gonna sue you Matt.

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Agent MattPosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 16:02
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Genuine American Monster

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JimJesusPosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 16:58
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Bacon Pancakes! Making Bacon Pancakes, take some Bacon and I'll put it in a Pancake! Bacon Pancakes that's what it's gonna make...Bacon Pancaaaaaake!! ♪

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The Real RoxettePosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 17:02
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain.

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^ What's he singing?

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JimJesusPosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 17:13
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Bacon Pancakes! Making Bacon Pancakes, take some Bacon and I'll put it in a Pancake! Bacon Pancakes that's what it's gonna make...Bacon Pancaaaaaake!! ♪

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QnO5dc31o0

When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy
OP shirts and slip-on Vans.
My life was so simple
I had not one pimple,
My everyday was made up of these plans:
To ride my bike to Thrifty's,
Run past the balls and ice cream and
find the Star Wars figurines.
Thinking of my action men,
Kung-Fu grip and all,
What happened to them all?

Running through my old life
Looking for my lost toys
Where has all my fun gone?
Now that we're all older
Before we grow much colder
Let's all look forward to the new dawn
An anthem for all lost toys
Now that we're all big boys
We'll stand together and sing this song
We'll sing this song
It's not too long
So everybody sing along

When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Now my brothers and sisters
I don't mean to make a scene
But I lost my action figures
and it makes me want to scream
Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, and Han,
3PO, Yoda, Bobafett, Obi Wan
Green Machine, Suckerman
Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs
Sitting in my Underoos
Reading christmas catalogs
What happened to my action men and all?
What happened to it all?

Running through my old life
Looking for my lost toys
Where has all my fun gone?
Now that we're all older
Before we grow much colder
Let's all look forward to the new dawn
An anthem for all lost toys
Now that we're all big boys
We'll stand together and sing this song
We'll sing this song
It's not too long
So everybody sing along

When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Take me back to my happy land
Take me back to my happy land
Take me back to my happy land
Take me back to my happy land

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alexastormPosted: Jul 09, 2011 - 20:35
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Okay, this went from amusing to gross real fast.

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Wolf BirdPosted: Jul 12, 2011 - 07:22
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I shoot you dead.

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^Welcome to Skeptic Project. What else can you expect? :D

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anticultistPosted: Jul 12, 2011 - 09:17
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Brainwashing you for money

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The Real RoxettePosted: Jul 12, 2011 - 09:18
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain.

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Who you callin' fatty?!

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anticultistPosted: Jul 12, 2011 - 09:25
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Brainwashing you for money

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Whoever needs to be called it.

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The Burger KingPosted: Jul 12, 2011 - 10:31
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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That fat guy shooting the gun has good recoil/shock absorption action going into his blubber...

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