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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:04
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This is too weird and I'm wondering if anyone else has received this. I just got my mail and there was a catalog called Scoopified in there. I didn't take much notice of that at first because of the cover. Plain black and white, non-glossy, Victorian style pic on the cover, fancy script. Since I have an old victorian house and often buy victorian styled things I thought at first that's what it was. It sells "reports". A few titles: America's Imminent Finacial Downfall $5, Almanac of Physical Manipulation and Mind Control $5 (this is about the NWO). There's over 40 pages of this crap. It's all covered. A full page ad for Ron Paul. A full page article devoted to the Illuminati. Two pages devoted to 9-11 as an inside job. I don't know how the hell I ended up on their mailing list but they're getting a not very nice call to remove me.

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:15
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I think America's financial downfall has been imminent for at least since the 90s.

I do wonder how you got on their list. Tell them to fuck off when you call them.

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:27
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No phone number. To be removed you have to mail them. Even better, I write great letters. This catalog is getting more bizarre by the minute. They're not selling the actual reports on anything; you're paying for a referral to the source of the product/info.

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:28
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No phone number? Crazy. Regular mail or e-mail? And you have to pay for a referral to the source...huh. If there'll be a financial collapse why do they need that money?

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:34
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Regular mail as there's no e-mail address. And I've never seen such a nasty notice about bad checks. So here is how it works: you send them anywhere from $5 to $14 and in return you get a name and address of where you have to send more money in order to get.... whatever.

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:38
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LOL! What's sad is that...well...someone's going to send them money to find out where to send more money for whatever crap they're selling. They need them worthless Fed notes!

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:41
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First ever woman only thread? This is weird.

Someone sold your information and thats how you ended up on their bat-shit crazy list.

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:41
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^ruined first woman only thread

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:44
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It looks like they actually sell a few things. A good one: For $6 you can get a one page report entitled O.J. Simpson: The Untold Story. Here's a hint about what's inside: the whole thing was triggered by an error in judgement on the part of Ron Goldman.

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CyborgJesusPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:47
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I know some of the guys who are selling conspiracy material through direct mail, there's a shitload of BS sold that way - and the lists are cheap as nobody on the SRDS wants that crap.

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:50
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I'm used to tons of junk but I've never seen a cataloge this bizarre before.
Some of it is funny, some of it is just plain stupid and then there is this:
How To Be The Kind Of Dope Women Fall For. WTF?

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 14:56
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I hope not many women out there fall for CT guys. But some do.

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 15:03
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Ok, so I'm going to have a little fun with this before I ream them out.

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 15:37
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Ooooo, how so?

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Agent MattPosted: May 25, 2011 - 15:40
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before I ream them out.

That's hot.

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 16:24
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Just reading some of this stuff is amusing as hell; I'm going to copy some of the more bizarre ads and send them to people I know and see how many of them take me seriously. Some of these ads are almost two pages long and manage to mix divine guidance, the IRS, bankers, education and anything else they could think of.

Here's one for Matt: Sex Slavery In The USA

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JoePosted: May 25, 2011 - 22:32
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alexastorm
Use it for toilet paper.

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Wolf BirdPosted: May 25, 2011 - 23:01
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^A fine idea.

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alexastormPosted: May 25, 2011 - 23:04
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Bad enough that I put my hands on it Joe. It will end up in the backyard firepit one night.

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