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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 18, 2011 - 18:14 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Y | |||||
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The Burger King | Posted: Mar 18, 2011 - 18:16 |
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me? Level: 5 CS Original | yes | |||||
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The Burger King | Posted: Mar 18, 2011 - 18:16 |
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me? Level: 5 CS Original | ||||||
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Omni-Science | Posted: Mar 18, 2011 - 18:25 |
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Ordo Ab Chao. Level: 8 CS Original | ||||||
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Kaiser Falkner | Posted: Mar 18, 2011 - 18:40 |
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HAIL HYDRA Level: 6 CS Original | Liechtenstein ist besser als die andere Länder! Liechtenstein ist das Land des Gotts! Australien ist ein Land für Schweine. Jedermann, der im Australien lebt ist ganz klar ein Arsch! Alle Kraft zum Liechtenstein! All Ruhm zum Hypnotoad! | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 16:59 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Thanks Matt, for creating this thread on the weekend when you know I'm not on. Good link Omni! Conclusion Billll is wrong because... Australia > America | |||||
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The Real Roxette | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:12 |
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | Ghana > Australia, at least people there aren't Australians. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:14 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I think we have scientifically proven that Australia is the worst country ever. | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:24 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Rox - but only half of them are racist, so that's ok. Matt - can you please provide some statistical data in the form of a bar graph or pie chart? | |||||
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Olek_L | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:32 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Polska rządzi, a Australia jest do dupy! </Australia bashing> | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:36 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | In response to Kaiser and Olek... Poland is shit from the ass that is Liechtenstein. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:38 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I'm glad we are all in agreement: Australia is the worst country ever. | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:54 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Matt, you are wrong. For starters, sciene is not a democracy. Billll is the only person that has agreed. Omni has provided evidence to the contrary. Kaiser has said that Australia is the "land of pigs" and "anyone who lives in Australia is clearly an ass" which is contradictory in itself but clearly not a statement that says Australia is the worst country ever. Rox said that Ghana > Australia, at least people there aren't Australians which only comments on the people, not the country itself. And Ghana is hardly the worst country in Africa so I can live with that. Olek only thinks that Australia is shit but clearly not a statement that says Australia is the worst country ever. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 17:57 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I just wanted to thank everyone for helping us establish without a shadow of a doubt that Australia is the worst country ever. | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 18:02 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | ^jealous xenophobe | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 18:03 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Hopefully in the next thread we can scientifically prove that all Australians need sent to Gitmo. | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 18:05 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | ^has Australian molestation fantasies | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 18:30 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | <InsideJob> ^jealous that australia<america Even Nic knows the truth. | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 18:46 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Where's Brenton when I need back up... | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 19:34 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Australia's disgustingly backwards on a lot of issues, yes. Our PM has just come forward in an attempt to appeal to the conservative vote to return to voting Labor by declaring that she's against gay marriage, euthanasia and other things calling herself a "traditionalist". I think she's just trying to get Labor's primary vote higher so that Tony Abbott wont be the next PM (which, I can sympathise with) but the problem is that (for me at least) I refuse to believe her on this. She was in the socialist league at her university, and is/was a member of Fabian socialism. She comes from the Left in her party. And I mean, on top of all that if she was serious in saying "I'm a traditionalist" then why is she the head of government and not in the kitchen preparing dinner? Cuz, you know, that's where she'd be if she upheld "traditionalist" values. (Article for context on what I'm ranting about: http://j.mp/falyqa ...) But basically she wants to get people swayed by populist values back voting for Labor. The people that wont vote for a party in favor of "gay marriage" because "faggots" don't deserve it... because "God" has made it only for a "man and woman" and that's the "definition" of marriage. I'd love to know what secular source that comes from, cuz Oxford says nothing about 'man and woman'. The social progressives are marginal here, yes. So if it's being a country with a large number of people easily swayed by populist fear-based crap then yes - Australia has some very bad strains. I won't disagree on that. We are backward in many ways for a nation that is supposed to pride itself on a fair-go for all, and a level playing field in all levels of life. We're much like the US and other socially conservative nations in that sense, unfortunately. But I mean it's also very similar in NZ. The same friend I mentioned in another thread told me that when there was a recent-ish change of Government, when the media interviewed people on why they'd changed their vote their response was "it's time for a change". No policy basis for their vote or anything like that, just repeating the canned statement from an election ad. The right-wing loves canned statements, though. | |||||
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The Real Roxette | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 19:36 |
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | ^ BUUUURN! | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 19:47 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | I think this is SO hilarious:
I mean I can understand where she's coming from, and I somewhat agree, but it still reads very funnily to me. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 20:15 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Thanks Brenton, you were useful for once! | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 21:20 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Matt, have you ever thought that the reason you cant sleep at night is because you have too much sand in your vagina? | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 20, 2011 - 22:22 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | No. | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Mar 21, 2011 - 01:54 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | I'm sure many Australians would be no better if given a citizenship test here... http://www.newsweek.com/2011/03/20/how-dumb-are-we.html | |||||
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Evil Elvis | Posted: Mar 21, 2011 - 03:42 |
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STFU! Level: 1 CS Original | Australian chicks are easy, don't get me wrong - it's a good thing. But every time I hear Kylie sing I wanna nuke her island. And New Zealand for good measure. | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Mar 21, 2011 - 04:47 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | New Zealand is to Australia like Iceland is to Europe for me. Leave it ALONE! | |||||
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Inside Job | Posted: Mar 21, 2011 - 16:41 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Evil Elvis - Kylie has lived in the UK for most of her pop career; nuke them. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 21, 2011 - 16:42 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I think its pretty clear to everyone that Australia is a toilet. | |||||
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