Skeptic Project

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Dihydrogen monoxide is no laughing matter.

We had a recent run in with the stuff at home.

It all started when Mrs. Thelonius called me on my cell and asked me to pick up a box of diapers on the way home.

At first I didn't think anything of it but then it hit me...I just bought a box of diapers last month, where the hell did they all go?

When I arrived at home I immediately started looking everywhere for clues.

Not finding anything of interest I spotted my 2 year old, the only diaper wearer in the house, walking down the hallway, laughing and drinking from a sippy cup.

Under normal circumstances this would not have aroused any suspicions but I'm sure all would agree that these were not normal circumstances.

I rushed over and grabbed the sippy cup from my daughters hands and quickly discovered the fluid inside was colourless...it had no damned colour. I immediately knew I wasn't dealing with anything freshly squeezed so I smelled it.

No odour.

I slowly removed the lid and dipped my right index finger into the liquid and tasted it.

No taste either.

I screamed for Mrs. Thelonius to tell me where this noxious fluid came from.

"In the jug." she replied.

"WHAT JUG!!!" I yelled.

"The jug in the fridge that says "Britta" on it" she says.

That was my first clue.

I quickly went to my laptop and started googling.

The first link I found was to a site called Prison Planet. A wealth of information appeared out of nowhere at my fingertips. Britta, it turns out, has a CEO by the name of Marvin Bush. Marvin Bush is also a major stock holder in a company called "Huggies".

I ran to my car and pulled the newly purchased box of diapers from the trunk and read the front label, "Little Movers by Huggies"!?!?!?!?!

I knew I was onto to something big.

I went back to the laptop and back to Prison Planet and searched Marvin Bush's name.

Turns out he's GW Bush's cousin, the former president of the United States if frikkin' America!

This isn't just big, it's huge!

I came to the only conclusion one could come to after reviewing all the facts.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is an inside job.

Shhhh....don't tell anyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkcxSWErLvA

ban it !!!!!