Page By Category
Forum - Journey Of Self-Discovery Leads Man To Realization He Doesn't Care
[ Add Tags ]
| [ Return to General Discussion | Reply to Topic ] |
| AKBastard | Posted: Feb 13, 2011 - 00:41 |
| ||||
 Level: 5 CS Original | FLAGSTAFF, AZ—Three months after setting off down a long spiritual path to find himself, 38-year-old Corey Larson arrived at the conclusion Tuesday that he does not care. "I spent many long hours meditating, studying the works of great thinkers and spiritual leaders, and delving deep within myself for some kind of answer, and then it hit me: I couldn't care less," Larson said of his soul-searching journey. "Fuck it. Fuck it all." Larson briefly considered writing a self-help book to make the journey easier for others, but decided that he also didn't give two shits about whether other people arrived at the same conclusion he did. http://www.theonion.com/articles/journey-of-selfdiscovery-leads-man-to-realization,19100/ | |||||
| #1 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||
| Wolf Bird | Posted: Feb 13, 2011 - 09:23 |
| ||||
 I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | ^LOL. I love the Onion. | |||||
| #2 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||
| AKBastard | Posted: Feb 13, 2011 - 10:52 |
| ||||
Level: 5 CS Original | It's one of my primary sources for lulz. | |||||
| #3 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||
| Wolf Bird | Posted: Feb 13, 2011 - 15:28 |
| ||||
I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | And you know what's funny? I see some people on facebook taking the onion seriously in their comments sections. WTF? | |||||
| #4 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||
| AKBastard | Posted: Feb 14, 2011 - 02:23 |
| ||||
Level: 5 CS Original | What? Do people not realize it's a joke? | |||||
| #5 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||
| Dr_Benedict_Zaroff | Posted: Feb 14, 2011 - 21:29 |
| ||||
 Level: 1 CS Original | The Onion rocks. Their vids on youtube are awesome, too. | |||||
| #6 | [ Top | Reply to Topic ] | |||||