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Dr_Benedict_ZaroffPosted: Mar 29, 2010 - 09:06
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Agent MattPosted: Mar 29, 2010 - 13:35
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"any questions?"

How does Alex Jones have sex with his wife when he is so fat? What positions are possible with such logistical problems?

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Suburban_BlightPosted: Mar 29, 2010 - 18:55
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i'd imagine she has to get on top and probably doesn't want to look at him so...reverse cowgirl?

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Dr_Benedict_ZaroffPosted: Mar 29, 2010 - 22:10
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The Alex Jones sex tape is also a fake. Everyone knows he likes goats.

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MuertosPosted: Mar 29, 2010 - 23:46
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Matt, I am going to hunt you down and destroy you for putting the image of Alex Jones having sex in my mind. A pox upon you!

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babybackribsPosted: Mar 31, 2010 - 01:59
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Do you think he uses a megaphone during sex?

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Mar 31, 2010 - 03:06
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YOU ARE MY SLAVE! I WILL SPANK THE PURE EVIL OUT OF YOU!

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Dr_Benedict_ZaroffPosted: Apr 01, 2010 - 20:02
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@ Edward ... my wife wants to know, if she can hold the camera while you do it ;-)

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