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Agent Matt | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 13:42 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | False alarm. Just a homeless guy. | |||||
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The Real Roxette | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 14:45 |
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | Looking into the future, again, Matt? | |||||
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Joe | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 16:18 |
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Level: 8 CS Original | "Just a homeless guy." | |||||
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AKBastard | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 17:14 |
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Level: 5 CS Original | He's been gone since two nights ago, something about going to Oklahoma to stop a Satanic reptile man from the Crab Nebula. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 17:18 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | "a Satanic reptile man from the Crab Nebula. " http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/3908/senatorinhofe.jpg" /> | |||||
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Joe | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 17:34 |
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Level: 8 CS Original | Change the locks and throw his stuff in the trash. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 17:56 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | If I am slain by Snob's room mate I expect you all to use my death as a crusade for welfare reform. | |||||
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Joe | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 18:05 |
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Level: 8 CS Original | Will Do. All CTers on welfare should be kicked out and left to starve. | |||||
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AKBastard | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 18:07 |
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Level: 5 CS Original | I've never met a CTer, especially 9/11 twoofers that WEREN'T on welfare. San Francisco had a 9/11 truth festival in Golden Gate park back in August, there must've been enough taxpayer money in that park to pay for about 10 nukes. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 18:51 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | The older the conspiracy theorist, the more likely he is on the dole. | |||||
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AKBastard | Posted: Jan 01, 2011 - 23:36 |
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Level: 5 CS Original | The guy I live with is 29. | |||||
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