Skeptic Project

Maybe he deserves to feel bad.

Pretty much, yeah. Also be sure to remind him that he is a leech on society.

Like I said, maybe he deserves to feel bad. Maybe he's a fat loser because no one ever has.

Sure you can, China does it all the time.

Tell him your part of the Illuminati and that the Illuminati is actually force for good but they are getting bad rep from mermen from the lost continent of Atlantis who want to kill all the humans and re-take the rest of the world. It's the perfect plan have the people destroy the benevolent Illuminati and send the humans into chaos. Try to get some bunk ass evidence to impress him with, I have actually seen "Photos" of supposed mer-people and they look pretty bad ass evil, fight fire with fire I say.

Then throw his ass out in front of a homeless center. Problem solved.
Snob Goblin- Even if you move out how long do you think that he will be able to keep the apartment after you are gone. Two months? Two Weeks?
Edit: Plus are you having to take care of him?

"No, I don't pay for anything for him."
I was not asking if a paid for anything for him when I asked if you are taking care of him. I was wondering if you where taking care of him like driving him to places, cooking the food for him or doing other things that kept him going along.
When you seid this:
"Matt - if I throw him out, I just know he's going to end up licking garbage in the gutter"
I was under the the impression that he was dependent on you. If I am wrong my bad.

I think the guy needs to grow up.

Until someone makes him do so, he never will. And even if he chooses not to, is that really your responsibility?