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Agent MattPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 12:44
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MuertosPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 12:46
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TSO is awesome!

Congratulations. You've just been listening to an old school 80s metal band called Savatage. Same band but they take a different name around Christmastime to trick people who think they hate metal into listening to them when they play Christmas songs.

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Agent MattPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 12:47
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Now I don't like it anymore.

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Omni-SciencePosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 12:52
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Why don't you like metal, Matt?

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Agent MattPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 12:52
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Because I'm pretentious.

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Sil the ShillPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 14:21
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But at least you're honest.

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MuertosPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 14:27
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Matt, I'm going to add you to heavy metal's official enemies list, and recommend that everybody block and ignore you on Facebook.

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Agent MattPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 15:13
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That would probably be for the best!

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Olek_LPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 15:49
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Uff, I never was into TSO, even when I was a die-hard metalhead. It's way too overblown for me.

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MuertosPosted: Dec 15, 2010 - 16:37
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But you do like Savatage, right? RIGHT? *loads shotgun*

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Olek_LPosted: Dec 16, 2010 - 16:52
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I don't like Savatage for similar reasons. *runs for cover*

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