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| scitops | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 19:33 |
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 Level: 4 CS Original | I'll be flying this week. What do you think I should take: body scan or pat down? | |||||
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| Kaiser Falkner | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 20:13 |
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 HAIL HYDRA Level: 6 CS Original | opt for the hyper-intrusive mega probe. Sure, you wont be walking to the gate the same way you walked into security, but boy will you be left feeling satisfied. | |||||
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| AKBastard | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 20:32 |
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 Level: 5 CS Original | Take a bunch of Viagra before the pat down. Or just piss on the TSA worker's hand. | |||||
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| Elm Nehmara Grand Rapids | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 20:43 |
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 I don't deal well with shrillers Level: 1 CS Original | "opt for the hyper-intrusive mega probe. Sure, you wont be walking to the gate the same way you walked into security, but boy will you be left feeling satisfied." [conspiracy theorist] The TSA is run by the Zeta-Reticuli also known as the Greys. They are in alliance with the Reptilians and the Illuminati and want to take data on the contents of your colon. [/conspiracy theorist] | |||||
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| Kaiser Falkner | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 22:02 |
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HAIL HYDRA Level: 6 CS Original | logical. | |||||
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| The Real Roxette | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 22:15 |
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 There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | Keep it simple, choose pat down and slightly moan the entire time. | |||||
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| Omni-Science | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 22:27 |
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 Ordo Ab Chao. Level: 8 CS Original | Oh shit! I just realized, I'm going to fly this weekend too. Do y'alls suggestions change for teens? | |||||
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| Kaiser Falkner | Posted: Dec 12, 2010 - 23:06 |
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HAIL HYDRA Level: 6 CS Original | Ask for the Pedobear special. | |||||
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| duncanlecombre | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 00:23 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | "[conspiracy theorist] The TSA is run by the Zeta-Reticuli also known as the Greys. They are in alliance with the Reptilians and the Illuminati and want to take data on the contents of your colon. [/conspiracy theorist]" Wait I thought the reptilians WERE the Illuminati, what ever I'm sure they are all just pawns of "the patriots" anyway. | |||||
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| Sil the Shill | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 00:33 |
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Level: 9 CS Original | "Ask for the Pedobear special. " I think Omni's too old. As for me, I would just do the scan... seems like less of a hassle. | |||||
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| Senor Dingdong | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 05:45 |
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 Level: 1 CS Original | "choose pat down and slightly moan the entire time. " Brilliant, and also, sound advice. They might be more reluctant to touch your gonads if they think you'll blow a load then and there. On a sidenote, I know it's tempting, but do not attempt any 'loaded weapon' jokes before they pat you down. | |||||
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| Muertos | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 09:42 |
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 Paid Disinformation Blogger Level: 14 CS Original | Actually, SD, a man who had an orgasm during a TSA pat-down was arrested on the spot. Seriously. I guess if you look good naked, go for the scan. If not, do the pat-down. | |||||
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| Kaiser Falkner | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 11:40 |
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HAIL HYDRA Level: 6 CS Original | No man looks good naked. The male form is not pretty. | |||||
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| Ed | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 12:17 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | Only if its a girl patting me down and she is hot, otherwise the scan. | |||||
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| Ed | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 12:18 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | "SD, a man who had an orgasm during a TSA pat-down was arrested on the spot. Seriously." OMG LOL LINK? | |||||
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| The Burger King | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 13:03 |
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 I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me? Level: 5 CS Original | they doing anal probes yet? | |||||
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| AKBastard | Posted: Dec 13, 2010 - 17:19 |
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Level: 5 CS Original | I heard they were taking stool samples now. | |||||
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| Elm Nehmara Grand Rapids | Posted: Dec 14, 2010 - 01:02 |
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I don't deal well with shrillers Level: 1 CS Original | "Actually, SD, a man who had an orgasm during a TSA pat-down was arrested on the spot. Seriously." I believe that has been proven to be false and came from a parody news site similar to the Onion. | |||||
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