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MuertosPosted: Nov 20, 2010 - 11:29
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This is several years old but I didn't see it until this morning, so, in the style of conspiracy theorists, I'm treating it as brand new and shilling it all over the place as if no one has ever seen it before.

The 9/11 Credo: http://orphia-nay.blogspot.com/2007/01/911-truther-credo.html</p>

Choice excerpts:

Google “9/11 truth”. Think, “Wooooo”. Keep clicking on googlebombed links. Think, “Woo” some more. Refer to your googling as “real research”. Keep thinking, “Woo”.

Connect the dots. Read about “holes in the official story”. Make leaps to conclusions between one “hole” and another. Those dots just don’t connect themselves, you know.

Never look for the simplest, most obvious cause of something. Refrain from mentioning Occam's Razor (it's your nemesis). Instead, use Smacco’s Razor. “It couldn’t have been 19 hijackers – it must have been one big, corrupt gubmint/media.”

Fight strawmen valiantly. Repeatedly state that 9/11 was not caused by “Arabs in caves”, and that burning jet fuel alone did not bring down the buildings. Accuse your opponents of being George Bush-lovers, and dismiss their evidence accordingly.

Misuse technical terms as often as possible. The terms “squib” and “pyroclastic flow” are your friends.

Use one myth to support another myth.
“They were going to create a false-flag operation (Northwoods) in the Sixties therefore 9/11 was an inside job”.
“Oswald didn’t kill Kennedy therefore 9/11 was an inside job”.
“9/11 was an inside job therefore anyone who disagrees with me is a disinformation agent”.
“The “New World Order” is a group of shadowy masterminds who control every government and fake every world event, therefore 9/11 was a false-flag psy-op.”
"The Holocaust did not happen so 9/11 was an inside job." "The hijackers were cokeheads and Osama was mortally ill therefore the US gubmint orchestrated 9/11".

Smoke weed copiously, or act like you do. You can never have enough paranoia and crazy thoughts.

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sorryPosted: Nov 20, 2010 - 15:05
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They should add, "watch Fox News."

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EdPosted: Nov 20, 2010 - 20:17
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Because apparently FOX news is only a tool of the NWO when it suits them, otherwise they are exposing the twoof!

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sorryPosted: Nov 20, 2010 - 20:37
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fox during bush admin: 911 was done by iraq's

fox during obama: 911 was maybe done by us

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EdPosted: Nov 21, 2010 - 08:58
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hehe CS, maybe they dont realise that if it was done by them it would still fall on Bush not Obama.

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sorryPosted: Nov 21, 2010 - 12:50
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Ed, Fox is well aware of it. Its viewers, however, would not be. They'd be like, "omg Obama planted the explosives himself! IMPEACH TORTURE DEATH PENALTY DEPORT THE KENYAN SOCIALIST NAZI MUSLIM"

Actually, that's not that far fetched of an idea. Obama's Muslim, so obviously he had to do with 911.

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