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MuertosPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 21:47

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This post is not very serious but I got a huge belly laugh today from a post on Screw Loose Change, a joke that evidently came from their comments section.

This is not by me, so don't give me credit for it, but whoever came up with it is fricken hilarious!

This was posted in the comments section by M. Gregory Ferris and it's good enough to pop up to the top page. Posting on the news that Jason Bermas is back at the pizza parlor in Oneonta, he notes:

See if he had any brains at all he would capitalize on his Loose Change fame and open his own pizza parlor/restaurant.

He could have a Monday Night Football special called "The New World Order" with a large pizza, chicken wings and a 2-liter delivered for $25.

He could serve bran muffins called "Inside Jobs".

He could serve fried cheese balls called "Iron Spheres".

Triterope expanded on the idea:

A 9-11 conspiracy themed restaurant? I love it.

Cheese Microspheres
A mixture of artisan New York cheeses, deep-fried in vegetable oil until molten and served with a savory dipping sauce. And just like the real thing, they're high in iron! $8

A young chicken, slow-cooked to rich, juicy flavor. We're so sure you'll love this dish, we've insured it for $3 billion! And with such terrible loss of trans fat, the smartest thing to eat is pullet!$14

Light Pole Pasta
Bucatini pasta cooked to perfection, and arranged in vertical rows. Just like Lloyd England, you'll knock these down! $7

Hunt-The-Boeing King Cake
An authentic New Orleans-style King Cake in the shape of the Pentagon, and a tiny plastic model of Flight 77 instead of a baby... which we don't put in the cake. Learn the truth about 9/11 as you enjoy this delicious pastry. Where's the Boeing? Can't find it, can you? $11

SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: If you're not completely satisfied that 9/11 was an inside job, we'll remake your meal up to six times. However, we reserve the right to make substitutions.

I love the "Hunt-The-Boeing" cake idea; that made me laugh out loud. Billman added the drink selection:

Alex Jones Kool-Aid
This fatty drink will have you screaming aloud about the elite zionist flavors from which it is concocted!

All orders delivered to your door by Israeli Art Students.

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KeppPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 21:49

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GenogzaPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 21:59

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lol the Alex Jones Kool-Aid has to be the best.

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CyborgJesusPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 22:08

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I'll have the David Icke Paranoia Special:

- Surveillance Softdrink: What's the suspiciously curved thing on top? Just a straw, or a periscope of a really small CIA agent? Take a sip and find out!

- Sheeple Steak: Served in a model of a FEMA plastik coffin, this is what you might look like, once the NWO hunted you down, grilled you on a Foreman and served you with two exquisite choices of dip. For your convenience, elemantery tools of self-defense against the NWO (in form of fork & knife) are included. These can also be used to eat the steak! (Please do not eat the tools though)

- Freemason Fries: Test your skills on symbol recognition with this delicious puzzle. How many satanic codes can you find? Stop searching before they get cold - when it comes to the NWO, revenge is best served hot & spicy!

- Reptilian Rolls: What might look like round fudge, are actually pieces of ancient witchcraft that contain hypnotic visual patterns used to enslave you. We only want your best, so follow our advice and devour these as soon as possible!

Order now and win the chance to get a real fake precious gold coin for free (plus shipping)!

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SkyPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 23:05

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What happened to Jason Bermas' job as Alex Jones' co-host?

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Harbinger1991Posted: Oct 16, 2010 - 00:04

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How about some thermite chips?

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 09:29

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"What happened to Jason Bermas' job as Alex Jones' co-host?"

He now works in a pizza restaurant back home in upstate NY.

No shit.

That and begging for donations on his Facebook profile.

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 13:55

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Does he spell "9/11 was an inside job" with pizza toppings?

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 14:49

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According to his Facebook profile he doesn't actually work in a pizza restaurant, he was "subbing for a friend."

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anticultistPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 22:53

Brainwashing you for money

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dessert was a total win.

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