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Agent MattPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 16:31
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Is it:

1) Packets of peanuts.
2) Cherries picked from an orchard.
3) Cat food.

Me? I'm going to cook up some delicious cheeseburgers. Oh man, they're going to be tasty.

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Sil the ShillPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 18:17
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5-star thread. Also, welcome back asshole.

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 19:10
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Genuine American Monster

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Aw, thank you sir.

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CyborgJesusPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 21:59
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Trick question, Nanos only eats Soylent Brown made from smelly immigrants.

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Omni-SciencePosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 22:08
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Ordo Ab Chao.

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Matt, were you always such an asshole?

(lulz though)

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The Burger KingPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 22:26
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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Why does everyone think Matt is an asshole, he's more like Beethoven on the keyboard typing his best symphonies

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Omni-SciencePosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 22:36
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Ordo Ab Chao.

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Beethoven was an asshole.

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sorryPosted: Oct 14, 2010 - 22:37
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I probably would've teabagged Beethoven if I knew him in RL. His music sucks; and he seems like such an assbag in every documentary / portrayal.

I really can't say that about many people. Maybe Glenn Beck and Abe.

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 15, 2010 - 14:44
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Yo Nanos, I just went and picked up lunch from Long John Silvers. I think I ordered too much food, oh well, I'll just throw it away.

On the way there I saw a crumpled, empty peanut packet on the sidewalk and it made me think of you.

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 13:48
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Ugh, I ate way too much for lunch.

Man, it must suck to go hungry eh Nanos?

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CyborgJesusPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 13:53
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Must be painful to have access to secret Illuminati knowledge and an empty fridge.

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sorryPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 13:54
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Isn't the fridge filled with a helmet?

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CyborgJesusPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 13:57
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If an empty fridge is filled with an empty fridge, is it really empty?

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 14:00
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!

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"and an empty solar powered fridge." *

Fixed for you.

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Agent MattPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 14:49
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I doubt he even has a fridge.

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Caramel ColorPosted: Oct 16, 2010 - 22:30
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hey sailor

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Failing that, a cool, wet sack?

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Sil the ShillPosted: Oct 17, 2010 - 21:17
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I like this thread because it changes the ads to websites about delicious recipes instead of impending Martial Law.

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sorryPosted: Oct 17, 2010 - 21:19
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lol I just noticed that.

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