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http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676

Clearly.

Reading through those comments makes me scared that there are people like that out in the world. :(

Most of the article itself is totally incoherent rambling.

Let's hope she's successful, then there will be less people to buy music from people like Lady GaGa

She would do a better job at teaching sex ed than what we've got now, I'll say that.

That was a truly lazy analysis. There was no real effort to read any sort of occult symbolism into Lady Gaga. It is very clear that the writer not only lacks creativity, but doesn't have a lot of knowledge about occult tradition. On a 10 point scale of the bizarro meter, that article gets about 3 from me.

Please allow me to show you how you can pull a really good conspiracy out of your ass just using the artist's stage name.

"Lady" is a title commonly used by women in the Wiccan religion. And of course that opens to many doors to all sorts of bizarre shit, especially if you come up with creative ways to mispell the word "Wicca" (e.g. wicka, wiccin, wiccanism, etc.). But that is much too easy. You have to dig much, much deeper.

"Gaga" is of course an occult formula. The first letter is actually not a "G," but a secret symbol representing sexual union.

Observe:

C and - form G. The C not only represents the moon, but also the womb, while the - represents the phallus. By the way, that is why Wickinistic witches refer to the highlight of their rituals as the _G_reat Rite, and not the Big Rite.

(Note the atrocious butchery of the English language in "Wickinistic." Remember, you have to pay close attention to detail to make your conspiracy truly bizarre.)

Let's continue. Three letters remain: "aga." Note, how the lower case "g" resembles the number 9. That, of course, is an occult reference to the moon, or the divine female. One can't help but notice how "aga" bears an uncanny resemblance to the male genitalia, with each "a" representing a testicle and the "g" the flaccid, i.e. post coital phallus. In occult terms (be sure to squeeze in the word "occult" into this thing as often as possible), the act of creation has just been completed. The Wykkan Goddess has now been impregnated.

The question is, with what? The answer will scare the shit out of you. Let's examine the last three letters again. If the lower case g looks like a 9, then the lower case a makes a reverse 6. And now the truth is revealed, as the end result of our analysis brings us to 666, the occult number of the Antichrist. You could argue that this is quite a stretch. Let me respond by stating that the word "occult" means "hidden."

Some of you may rush to point out that a lower case a looks quite different when you use a different font. Others may point out that 666 is really the number of the Beast and not the Antichrist. To those I would like to point out that you can't have a good conspiracy theory without glaring inconsistencies.

Note also that Ga is shorthand of "Goetia," an occult Grimoire of demonic evocation written by German occultist -- and sometimes homosexual lover of Adam Weishaupt -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. "Gaga" is nothing less than a reference to bizarre occult rituals that involve sexual practices and intercourse with demonic entities to bring the Antichrist into the world.

What does this have to do with the Illuminati? Let's capitalize the last three letters of her name and find out. We can arrange AGA into a glyph that looks like this:

G

A .: A

The G, which in occult terms represents not only "Gnosis" but also the Masonic Grand Lodge, sits atop a pyramid whose base is comprised of the letters A.:A, or the Argetum Astrum, another secret occultic fraternity whose ties with the Illuminati have long been established by countless whack jobs.

This post has gotten much, much longer than I intended, and I'll leave it to someone else to bring flying saucers and 9/11 into this discussion.