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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 14:05 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Supporting global corporations never tasted so delicious. | |||||
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Muertos | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 14:24 |
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Paid Disinformation Blogger Level: 14 CS Original | Mother Earth weeps. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 14:45 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | Big Mac FTW! | |||||
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Edward L Winston | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 15:23 |
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | I'll have some flapjacks, sir. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:28 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | Id love to have a McDonalds that was made with quality ingredients though, like some kind of posh Mcdonands. Good bread, good cheese, good beef, chips that are capable of decomposing naturally... | |||||
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sorry | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:32 |
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Level: 12 CS Original | In reality, McDonalds burgers aren't that unhealthy for you. The most unhealthy culprits are the fries and milk shakes. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:37 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | Fries have a ton of fat as well according to their stats. I will say that their cheese/double cheese burgers always taste like they have tons of salt in them. Annoying. Big Mac is just right. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:40 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I never learned how to drive, so I'm not sure its possible for me to be fat. I CAN GORGE MYSELF ON MCDONALDS WITH IMPUNITY! I honestly don't give a shit what's in it. It tastes good. | |||||
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sorry | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:46 |
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Level: 12 CS Original |
For real? How do you get around? | |||||
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Edward L Winston | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:47 |
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | Pogo stick. | |||||
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idragosani | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:47 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Ugh, how can you eat that stuff? Now, Roy Rogers and Popeye's... that's good eatin! (Speaking of Popeye's, my wife once had the idea to start an urban legend that Popeye's was actually controlled by the Catholic Church (POPE YES), just for shits and giggles, to see how many people would be gullible enough to fall for it) | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:47 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | "For real? How do you get around?" My legs? | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:48 |
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Level: 10 CS Original |
Sadly in the UK we have a far FAR more limited choice of fast food :D You guys are still allowed to sell Fruit Loops for gods sakes. :D | |||||
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sorry | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:48 |
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Level: 12 CS Original | I'm so using that on the TZM forums, Brett. :P | |||||
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idragosani | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:49 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | I tried Black Pudding the other day, for the first time... who needs fast food when you can eat cooked blood? | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:50 |
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Level: 10 CS Original |
I will just warn you Matt that just because you aren't fat doesn't mean your heart is safe from fat clogging up your arteries :) | |||||
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Muertos | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:50 |
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Paid Disinformation Blogger Level: 14 CS Original | McDonald's in Europe is actually pretty good. The beef quality is much higher because the evil NWO-ruled European Union has stricter meat quality standards than the US does, and the other source ingredients are generally better in Europe than in the US. I very rarely eat McDonald's in the US, but I've had it in Germany, Italy and France. The Germans do McD's much better than we do over here. Of course I'm sure that's due to something in the German psyche. Maybe the employees actually pay attention to their managers, or their managers actually care or something. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:51 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | "I will just warn you Matt that just because you aren't fat doesn't mean your heart is safe from fat clogging up your arteries :)" I have normal blood pressure and I smoke two packs of cigarettes a day. But I get a shitton of exercise. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:51 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | I hear in South Africa it tastes better as well, I imagine its because meat prices are so low there. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:53 |
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I would have a colesterol checkup and see.. :) I hear there is a certain percentage of the population that is genetically predisposed to a lack of heart disease so maybe you're one of the lucky ones. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:54 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Heart disease doesn't run in my family. But Alzheimer's does! Who are you people? | |||||
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sorry | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:57 |
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Level: 12 CS Original | If at the end of life, god tells me I could've smoked daily and not have gotten cancer or disease from it, I'll be so pissed. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:58 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Ehhh, I need to quit. Only because it just isn't socially acceptable anymore. I don't consider starting smoking cigarettes to be one of my wisest choices in life. | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 17:59 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | We should all be genetically screened and told what we are genetically predisposed to so we know that we are allowed to eat whatever we like and we'll be fine, or that if we do we'll probably be dead at 30 or something :) And Matt, smoking really is unhealthy kay? | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 20:30 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | In Canada there are three restaurants where you can get McLobster. ;) | |||||
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Ed | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 20:58 |
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Level: 10 CS Original | I googled that Breton, wow. I also found this: lol | |||||
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Edward L Winston | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 21:08 |
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | I have a McStomachAche Several years ago on Something Awful, a guy took a bunch of McDonald's cheese burgers, put them on a pizza pan, and used them as a crust for a pizza, it was pretty amazing. I wanted to try to make it, but the wife said no way. (Can't find the thread in question, but if I do, I'll share it) | |||||
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scitops | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 21:30 |
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Level: 4 CS Original | I have become addicted to their new mochas. I could drink those all day. | |||||
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Brenton | Posted: Jun 18, 2010 - 21:51 |
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Level: 0 CS Original | Thanks for finding me an epic new website, Ed. The Junction will now be updating me via FB. I don't know if it's Australia only, but we have these: http://mcdonalds.com.au/#/angus-beef_grand-angus | |||||
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