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Agent MattPosted: May 17, 2011 - 09:01
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Genuine American Monster

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KeppPosted: May 17, 2011 - 16:11
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hah!

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JoePosted: May 17, 2011 - 22:13
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Save me Jebus

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Kaiser FalknerPosted: May 18, 2011 - 23:33
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HAIL HYDRA

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Harold Camping has warned that the Rapture would come on May 21st 2011 for years, and end nears, many are left questioning if his Prophecy is fake. The Bible has taught Christians to always be ready for the Second Coming of Jesus at any time, sparking Judgement Day predictions throughout history. Even Harold Camping had a previous prediction of the Return of Jesus for the Rapture that was incorrect due to a mathematical error – when his September 1994 date came and went without incident. What makes him so sure that this year, this date of May 21 2011, will in fact be the date of the Rapture?

The number 5 equals “atonement”, the number 10 equals “completeness”, and the number 17 equals “heaven”.
Christ hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 + 722,449 = 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 × 10 × 17 is telling us a “story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we’re completely saved.”

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The Burger KingPosted: May 19, 2011 - 02:30
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I can't stop posting pictures of poop, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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So I'm going to celebrate the end of the world this coming Saturday.

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The Real RoxettePosted: May 19, 2011 - 10:43
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain.

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I guess Earth goes through the photon cloud on the 21st instead of in December, 2012?

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