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| Agent Matt | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 13:14 |
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 Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I love you all. Okay, not all of you. Okay, I only love Rox. | |||||
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| Kepp | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 13:34 |
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 Level: 5 CS Original | JESUS IS COMING AND HE HAS A RABBIT WITH HIM QUICK HIDE THE EGGS | |||||
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| CyborgJesus | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 13:58 |
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 Level: 6 CS Original | I love calzones. | |||||
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| The Real Roxette | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 15:12 |
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 There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | I love cherry coke. | |||||
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| Omni-Science | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 22:53 |
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 Ordo Ab Chao. Level: 8 CS Original | I heart huckabees. | |||||
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| CyborgJesus | Posted: Apr 23, 2011 - 22:57 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada boom de yada | |||||
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| Agent Matt | Posted: Apr 24, 2011 - 10:28 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Today we celebrate the resurrection of the Easter Bunny. Through his sacrifice, all Peeps are guaranteed a place in heaven. | |||||
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| domokato | Posted: Apr 25, 2011 - 12:21 |
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 Level: 4 CS Original | I was watching "The Lost 40 Days" on the History Channel. It was all about zombie jesus rising up from the dead and walking a long ways, scaring the shit out of people, and then getting beamed up in the worst possible dramatization with the shittiest Wolfenstein-esque graphics I have ever seen, RIGHT after they explained how they would show it in a non-cheesy way. Apparently, they didn't follow through. I was insulted, and I'm not even a Christian. | |||||
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| Perry | Posted: Apr 25, 2011 - 17:02 |
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 Level: 0 CS Original | Easter, the day when Jesus is reborn in an egg that his apostles had to find by sending a bunny out to search. If he sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of winter. ...it's been a while since Sunday school, so I may be slightly off on some of the details. | |||||
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| domokato | Posted: Apr 25, 2011 - 18:21 |
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Level: 4 CS Original | Reminds me of this.. "As all good Christians know, on the third day, Jesus emerged from the tomb, appeared before his disciples, squatted, and laid a brilliantly colored easter egg. And lo, his disciple, Saint Peter Rabbit approached. And Jesus said unto him, 'Take this my egg, and hide it somewhere. Perhaps under a log. Or in a shoe. Give the kids a challenge. But you know, not too much of a challenge.' (Cadbury 3:16) Jesus then did multiply the peeps and the jellybeans, while Saint Peter Rabbit went on to be the first pope." Gotta love Colbert. | |||||
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