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| Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 15:48 |
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 Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Zeitards are peaceful individuals who want to make the world a better place! For example, this gentleman:
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 15:54 |
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 I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | Lulz. We want to help you, but only if you agree with us on everything. And if you don't, we will YELL AT YOU IN ALL CAPS!!!1!!111!! WE ARE PEACEFUL!!!11!!11! WE WANT A COLLAPSE EVEN THOUGH MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE!!1!!11! | |||||
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| Chris | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:09 |
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 Level: 2 CS Original | Why do zeitards want to have anything to do with CS? | |||||
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| Inside Job | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:23 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Matt, this should be a new page on the website in the same fashion as the hate mail section. | |||||
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| Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:49 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | http://www.facebook.com/djfilthyd#!/djfilthyd?sk=wall His wall is hilarious, in a facepalming sort of way. | |||||
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| Chris | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:54 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | "i was at wall mart(fuckmart)and a woman older than me was on her $800 phone asking "what is shredded cheese?is it in a bag or cubed?"we graduate people like this from college every year n send them out into the world,no wonder were falling apart." Lololol. $800 phone. | |||||
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:56 |
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I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | Moron. Phones might be overpriced, but last I checked, $800 was not a phone's price tag. Also, bad spelling and grammar. To be expected, I suppose. | |||||
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| Chris | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:57 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | "there are instructions on my taco seasoning packets on how to make a taco,,i dont know wuts worse,the fact the company thinks we need taco instructions?WRONGO!its the fact that i know 1st hand that there are idiots out there that really need taco instructions,,,feed your brains,"sheep or cattle?" I don't know what's worse his grammar, or the fact he's making an analogy out of taco seasoning and sheep. | |||||
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:58 |
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I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | And I bet he represents the average zeitard, too. *Facepalm.* You know, in order for people to learn how to do something, it's best to teach them or tell them how first. Especially since zeitards don't think genetics matter in how a person develops, and apparently think we should all be self sufficient. Yeah, that'll help all the people keep living on this planet, if we all just become self-sufficient. | |||||
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| Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 16:59 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I think he's also a holocaust denier. | |||||
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 17:01 |
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I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | ^*facepalm over and over again.* | |||||
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| Chris | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 17:02 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | I can't help but feel bad for them. | |||||
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| Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 17:09 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | I don't. | |||||
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 17:13 |
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I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | With this guy, crank magnetism is at work, geez man. So glad TZM generally attracts these types of people, who ascribe to crank beliefs and seem to be selfish misanthropes who disguise it as compassion. | |||||
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| Sil the Shill | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 22:40 |
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Level: 9 CS Original | Fucking taco seasoning, how does it work? | |||||
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| Inside Job | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 22:54 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | Holocaust denier? I thought the holocaust was a zionist conspiracy to dupe the western victors of WW2 into creating the nation of Israel... | |||||
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| Agent Matt | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 23:06 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Its funny how he starts posting about Facebook friends deleting him for posting Zeitgeist 3. | |||||
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| Chris | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 23:10 |
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Level: 2 CS Original | "Fucking taco seasoning, how does it work?" HAHAHAHAHAHA. | |||||
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| Sil the Shill | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 23:21 |
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Level: 9 CS Original | "i can kill my self very effectively and entertaining at the same time thank you very much,,i dont need my government doing it 4 me,,im a big boy,,,every 1 loves their kings,queens etc,,notice how we usually hate our presidents in some way?" Whoa, deep. | |||||
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| Wolf Bird | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 23:27 |
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I shoot you dead. Level: 9 CS Original | Hey moron, most modern kings and queens are figureheads and have zero political power, unlike presidents, and people STILL hate them for some reason or another. This guy's clueless. | |||||
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| Sil the Shill | Posted: Mar 06, 2011 - 23:30 |
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Level: 9 CS Original | In related news: It appears that commas and periods are now interchangeable,,, | |||||
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