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| Agent Matt | Posted: Jan 14, 2011 - 10:53 |
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 Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Stephen Colbert last night said the Israeli vulture captured in Saudi Arabia on spying allegations proves that "Jews control the animal kingdom." "Sure it may sound farfetched, but we already know Jews can fly," Colbert said. "How did that fiddler get on the roof?" An Israeli vulture spy could collect all sorts of sensitive information, Colbert said, so he was shocked to learn that a Saudia Arabian prince had cleared the vulture of spying allegations. "He must have a great lawyer," Colbert said. | |||||
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| The Real Roxette | Posted: Jan 14, 2011 - 20:52 |
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 There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain. Level: 8 CS Original | This explains why my cat always requests my 1039 and does my taxes. | |||||
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