Skeptic Project

... no it's not Obama.

To connect the dots properly, CT style, you have to think outside the box.

Now this article here gave me a lot to think about.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101018/us_yblog_upshot/nato-official-bin-laden-living-comfortably-in-pakistan</p>

In fact, it's made me think so hard, my head hasn't hurt this much in years. It's hurting worse than a hangover after Moonie stag party.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why Osama is living the life of Riley in Pakistan. Hey: I'm not.

1. Whose idea was it to turn an Islamic military dictatorship into our BFF in the war on (Islamic) terror?
2. Who is thick as thieves with the Saudi Royal Family AND the Bin Laden Family?

Yeppers, the answer to both questions is: George W. Bush.

I roll my eyes when anyone starts talking about the "Bin Laden family."

Since when has YOUR family ever agreed on anything? Your family Thanksgivings are probably exactly the same as mine (and Ed's, and everyone else's) are--everyone arguing like cats and dogs, people refusing to speak to each other, lots of stupid drama etc.

Now imagine your family except like 20 times bigger, and you've got a rough idea of the Bin Ladens. Doesn't Osama have like 40 siblings, all of which hate him? Can you imagine these people getting along, uniting behind anything?

One of Osama's brothers is a designer of blue jeans. How much common ground do you think he has with his brother? Not very much. He hasn't even seen his brother since childhood. This is why I get so annoyed at Truthers' "OMG! THE BIN LADEN FAMILY GOT FLOWN OUT ON FBI JETS DURING THE NO-FLY LOCKDOWN!" garbage. First of all it's not true, but secondly, even if it was true, it means zippo in the real world.

Any theory that assumes as its departure point some sort of common cause within either the Bin Laden or Bush families, both of which are horrendously dysfunctional and contentious, is a theory that can be dismissed out of hand. The real world doesn't work that way.

Work with me on that one, you guys. I know I haven't been around for a while, but you couldn't possibly have thought I was serious on that one.

I'm thinking this might be a cool concept for another video, like my Moon Hoax vid.

Of course, the Illuminati will be part of it. You can't have a good conspiracy without the Illuminati, can you?

;-)

MUSLIM EXTREMISTS DID 911!

Doesn't have quite the conspiratorial oomph, does it?

@Matt: It really doesn't. And you have to admit, Jewish conspiracies are sooooo out of style anymore. Undercover Muslims, that's the way to go.